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Chessboxing Newsletter | Steph’s Packed Punch

If you want to save money on your mother’s day gift, you know which terrible 80’s TV show they’re bringing back (it’s Challenge Anneka) or your following The Big Poo Review (yes that really was an episode) you were probably watching Steph’s Packed Lunch on Channel 4 last Friday week. Rubbing shoulder with D-listers like Denise Van Outen, Alan Johnson and turd experts alike, three of CBN’s finest demonstrated the sport to a national audience and even managed to get Steph in the ring as well. The show got in on the St Patrick’s Day bashing and included a Guinness cake shaped like a leprechaun’s hat, a full troop of Irish dancers and Steph herself showing Flatly-eque skills during the introduction of the show.

The show also included Anneka Rice running through the set looking for Steph’s Packed Lunch and cracking jokes about sound man Dave’s massive boom. CBN’s Gavin Paterson was plucky enough to chat on set with the jump-suited heart throb, “When I was 10 I watched you paint Happisburgh lighthouse in Norfolk, it could do with another lick of paint to be honest.” Rice replied, “Well that’s lovely dear, in my eyes you’ll always be a 10 year old boy, what the f*^k is chessboxing?”

If you have nothing better to do you can watch the full episode HERE.

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WCBA EUROPEAN MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE CHALLENGE

WCBA EUROPEAN MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE CHALLENGE

Shayan “Shah” Zarein Dolab vs Andre “Glenzman” Glenzer

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Gerry “The Pacemaker” Anderson vs Maarten “Machine” Kamerling
Matthew “The Minotaur” Coldwell vs Dashiell “Demontime” Shaw
Ruth “Insanitea” Slattery vs Danlei “Pengting” Zhu

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Chessboxing Newsletter | Stealth Chessboxing

Despite getting around 4 million views on YouTube the rest of the Internet appears completely unaware of Ludwig’s Mogul Chessboxing Championship. In a growing rift between influencers and reality, ChatGPT said when asked about the event:

“I apologies but I am not aware of any specific event or organization called “Ludwig’s Mogul Chessboxing Championship.” Is it possible that this is a fictional event or one that hasn’t happened yet?”

Eye witnesses claim that the influencer event took place IRL at the Galen Centre in L.A. in front of over 1,000 people. However, speculation is rife that these people were generated using CGI and are fake accounts masquerading as humans. Nikki Holgate, an individually-rendered NPC from Barking commented, “It’s a great gig, I just turn up with my fake boobs and slim waist, occasionally wave and open my mouth like I’m cheering.” Now that Nikki has over 10 million followers from cleaning her flat whilst wearing a novelty hat she is expecting to get a call up for the next influencer event. “I’ve upgraded my software so that I can produce inane streams of consciousness almost indefinitely, I’ll give any influencer a run for their money. I like chessboxing, it’s great.”

Ludwig, allegedly trialling a brand new business model, has claimed the event as a huge successes reporting that it only lost $200,000. You can watch the full 5 hour stream HERE.

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COLOUR DRAW | Season’s Beatings 22

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Thank you to Lorin D’Costa and Ruth for drawing the pieces.

This Christmas chessboxing will be taken to another level as Olympic gold medalist Birk Ruud takes to the ring. Ruud will take on TV personality Nicolay Ramm. Killer Queen Marie to take on Kick Ass Baroness for the WCBA European Welterweight Title belt. A full undercard of the best chessboxers around including Toto the Robot and men’s light heavyweight title challenge. Watch this video to find out who will have the white pieces and who will have the black pieces:

WCBA European Welterweight Title Fight
WHITE: “Killer Queen” Marie vs BLACK: Juliana “Kick Ass Baroness” Baron

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WHITE: Nicolay Ramm vs BLACK: Birk “Busi Boy” Ruud
WHITE: Francesco Silvestrin vs BLACK: Felix “Intense” Li
WHITE: Daniel “The Tax Man” Mayfield vs BLACK: Richard “The Razor” Frazer
WHITE: Tommi “TNT” Mäntysalo vs BLACK: Anthony “Toto the Robot” Bourached

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GET READY | Season’s Beatings 22 Line Up

WCBA European Welterweight Title Fight

“Killer Queen” Marie vs Juliana “Kick Ass Baroness” Baron

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Birk “Busi Boy” Ruud vs Nicolay Ramm
Felix “Intense” Li vs Francesco Silvestrin
Daniel “The Tax Man” Mayfield vs Richard “The Razor” Frazer
Anthony “Toto the Robot” Bourached vs Tommi “TNT” Mäntysalo

Toto the Robot – this Christmas

Toto the Robot

Automata have fascinated humans for centuries, but none so much as a plucky little robot from Irland called Toto. Last time out he found himself a long way from Kansas, face down on the canvas, after just 15 seconds. Cries of “blood and iron” saw knockout artist Otto “von Bismarck” Viherä chalk up a victory for mankind in what was a decisive blow to our would-be AI overlords. Many imagined such a hammer blow would see the bionic bipod go the way of the betamax. But no, back in the ring and rebooted, Chessboxing Nation is proud to present Toto the Robot headlining Season’s Beatings 21 – VIVA LA MACHINA!

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Killer Queen

She’s extraordinarily nice. Killer Queen Marie Obegi from Lebanon will be facing off against Lithuanian Giedrė Suchovaitė – the first female bout in chessboxing since the LCB Crazy Horse event in 2014. Obegi has a penchant for punching and claims to enjoy being clocked in the smacker during sparing. The deadly Duchess is enjoying training for the fight which has given her a break from her exhausting royal duties which include; owning a yacht, walking sideways on a horse and allowing people to eat cake. When asked to comment on the fight, Suchovaitė simply said, “The revolution will be bloody and necessary.” – just going to show that the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Nordic Chessboxing

The first ever chessboxing event to be Nordics will be happening this Autumn. The Finnish Chessboxing Club will be hosting the event in Helsinki on the 2nd of October 2021. You can read all about the event and get your tickets to the show and the live stream here: www.nordicchessboxing.com.

Season’s Beating 21

Chessboxing Nation will be holding their first post pandemic event in London on Saturday December the 11th 2021. The event will be held at The Dome in Tufnell Park in front of a live audience and streamed on line.

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LCB 36: Clash of Kings

Chessboxing’s first PPV event, presented in association with Protocol Sports Marketing, promises to excite and entertain sports fans all over the world. The event will be available via internet streaming PPV for the low price of £6.99; priced to please existing fans and introduce new viewers to this world-class emerging sport.

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BRITISH LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT

Daniel “The Tax Man” Mayfield vs Richard “Razor” Frazer

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Matt “Crazy Arms” Read vs Shayan “Shah” Zarein Dolab

Gearoid “Sex Appeal” Veale vs Jon “The Brick” Wood

Gerard “Ripper” Reilly vs Brian “No Slack” Mak

Typically organized in front of legions of hardcore fans in the UK, London Chessboxing events are exciting, entertaining and explosive. Unfortunately, with Covid-19 social distancing in place, chessboxing fans cannot attend this 36th event being produced by London Chessboxing. And so, the decision was made to offer an historic first-ever worldwide PPV to chessboxing and sports fans worldwide.