WCBA EUROPEAN MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE CHALLENGE
Shayan “Shah” Zarein Dolab vs Andre “Glenzman” Glenzer
UNDERCARD
Gerry “The Pacemaker” Anderson vs Maarten “Machine” Kamerling
Matthew “The Minotaur” Coldwell vs Dashiell Shaw
Ruth “Insanitea” Slattery vs Danlei “Pengting” Zhu
Despite getting around 4 million views on YouTube the rest of the Internet appears completely unaware of Ludwig’s Mogul Chessboxing Championship. In a growing rift between influencers and reality, ChatGPT said when asked about the event:
“I apologies but I am not aware of any specific event or organization called “Ludwig’s Mogul Chessboxing Championship.” Is it possible that this is a fictional event or one that hasn’t happened yet?”
Eye witnesses claim that the influencer event took place IRL at the Galen Centre in L.A. in front of over 1,000 people. However, speculation is rife that these people were generated using CGI and are fake accounts masquerading as humans. Nikki Holgate, an individually-rendered NPC from Barking commented, “It’s a great gig, I just turn up with my fake boobs and slim waist, occasionally wave and open my mouth like I’m cheering.” Now that Nikki has over 10 million followers from cleaning her flat whilst wearing a novelty hat she is expecting to get a call up for the next influencer event. “I’ve upgraded my software so that I can produce inane streams of consciousness almost indefinitely, I’ll give any influencer a run for their money. I like chessboxing, it’s great.”
Ludwig, allegedly trialling a brand new business model, has claimed the event as a huge successes reporting that it only lost $200,000. You can watch the full 5 hour stream HERE.
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Thank you to Lorin D’Costa and Ruth for drawing the pieces.
This Christmas chessboxing will be taken to another level as Olympic gold medalist Birk Ruud takes to the ring. Ruud will take on TV personality Nicolay Ramm. Killer Queen Marie to take on Kick Ass Baroness for the WCBA European Welterweight Title belt. A full undercard of the best chessboxers around including Toto the Robot and men’s light heavyweight title challenge. Watch this video to find out who will have the white pieces and who will have the black pieces:
WCBA European Welterweight Title Fight
WHITE: “Killer Queen” Marie vs BLACK: Juliana “Kick Ass Baroness” Baron
UNDER CARD
WHITE: Nicolay Ramm vs BLACK: Birk “Busi Boy” Ruud
WHITE: Francesco Silvestrin vs BLACK: Felix “Intense” Li
WHITE: Daniel “The Tax Man” Mayfield vs BLACK: Richard “The Razor” Frazer
WHITE: Tommi “TNT” Mäntysalo vs BLACK: Anthony “Toto the Robot” Bourached
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This Christmas chessboxing will be taken to another level as Olympic gold medalist Birk Ruud takes to the ring. Ruud will take on TV personality Nicolay Ramm. Killer Queen Marie to take on Kick Ass Baroness for the WCBA European Welterweight Title belt. A full undercard of the best chessboxers around including Toto the Robot and men’s light heavyweight title challenge.
WCBA European Welterweight Title Fight
“Killer Queen” Marie vs Juliana “Kick Ass Baroness” Baron
UNDER CARD
Birk “Busi Boy” Ruud vs Nicolay Ramm
Felix “Intense” Li vs Francesco Silvestrin
Daniel “The Tax Man” Mayfield vs Richard “The Razor” Frazer
Anthony “Toto the Robot” Bourached vs Tommi “TNT” Mäntysalo