Category: Events

Chessboxing Newsletter | Stealth Chessboxing

Despite getting around 4 million views on YouTube the rest of the Internet appears completely unaware of Ludwig’s Mogul Chessboxing Championship. In a growing rift between influencers and reality, ChatGPT said when asked about the event:

“I apologies but I am not aware of any specific event or organization called “Ludwig’s Mogul Chessboxing Championship.” Is it possible that this is a fictional event or one that hasn’t happened yet?”

Eye witnesses claim that the influencer event took place IRL at the Galen Centre in L.A. in front of over 1,000 people. However, speculation is rife that these people were generated using CGI and are fake accounts masquerading as humans. Nikki Holgate, an individually-rendered NPC from Barking commented, “It’s a great gig, I just turn up with my fake boobs and slim waist, occasionally wave and open my mouth like I’m cheering.” Now that Nikki has over 10 million followers from cleaning her flat whilst wearing a novelty hat she is expecting to get a call up for the next influencer event. “I’ve upgraded my software so that I can produce inane streams of consciousness almost indefinitely, I’ll give any influencer a run for their money. I like chessboxing, it’s great.”

Ludwig, allegedly trialling a brand new business model, has claimed the event as a huge successes reporting that it only lost $200,000. You can watch the full 5 hour stream HERE.

Image by 

SIGN UP TO OUR NEWSLETTER BELOW THIS EMAIL

OUR NEXT EVENT IS 60% SOLD! Don’t miss out, get your tickets HERE.

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE!

Read More
GET READY | Season’s Beatings 22 Line Up

This Christmas chessboxing will be taken to another level as Olympic gold medalist Birk Ruud takes to the ring. Ruud will take on TV personality Nicolay Ramm. Killer Queen Marie to take on Kick Ass Baroness for the WCBA European Welterweight Title belt. A full undercard of the best chessboxers around including Toto the Robot and men’s light heavyweight title challenge.

WCBA European Welterweight Title Fight

“Killer Queen” Marie vs Juliana “Kick Ass Baroness” Baron

UNDER CARD

Birk “Busi Boy” Ruud vs Nicolay Ramm
Felix “Intense” Li vs Francesco Silvestrin
Daniel “The Tax Man” Mayfield vs Richard “The Razor” Frazer
Anthony “Toto the Robot” Bourached vs Tommi “TNT” Mäntysalo

Read More
Toto the Robot – this Christmas
Toto the Robot

Automata have fascinated humans for centuries, but none so much as a plucky little robot from Irland called Toto. Last time out he found himself a long way from Kansas, face down on the canvas, after just 15 seconds. Cries of “blood and iron” saw knockout artist Otto “von Bismarck” Viherä chalk up a victory for mankind in what was a decisive blow to our would-be AI overlords. Many imagined such a hammer blow would see the bionic bipod go the way of the betamax. But no, back in the ring and rebooted, Chessboxing Nation is proud to present Toto the Robot headlining Season’s Beatings 21 – VIVA LA MACHINA!

Watch Toto’s last fight in full and subscribe to our YouTube channel here.

Killer Queen

She’s extraordinarily nice. Killer Queen Marie Obegi from Lebanon will be facing off against Lithuanian Giedrė Suchovaitė – the first female bout in chessboxing since the LCB Crazy Horse event in 2014. Obegi has a penchant for punching and claims to enjoy being clocked in the smacker during sparing. The deadly Duchess is enjoying training for the fight which has given her a break from her exhausting royal duties which include; owning a yacht, walking sideways on a horse and allowing people to eat cake. When asked to comment on the fight, Suchovaitė simply said, “The revolution will be bloody and necessary.” – just going to show that the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Read More
Season’s Beating 21

Chessboxing Nation will be holding their first post pandemic event in London on Saturday December the 11th 2021. The event will be held at The Dome in Tufnell Park in front of a live audience and streamed on line.

For tickets to the event please head to our ticketing page here. If you’d like to watch the event live, for free, please subscribe to our youtube channel here. Please sign up to our newsletter and follow us on @chessboxingnation for updates on line up and for further information on the event.

Read More
St Patrick’s Day Bash – 16 March 2019

Chessboxing is the ultimate test of brains and brawn and is always a special night. We have a stellar line-up of fighters and entertainers including new faces and established stars of the chessboxing scene.

Read More
Season’s Beatings – 8 Dec 2018

Chessboxing is the ultimate test of brains and brawn and is always a special night. We have a stellar line-up of fighters and entertainers including new faces and established stars of the chessboxing scene. We are going back to our roots at The Dome in Tuffnel Park, this means there will be limited avaliability!

Chessboxing is a wild mix-up of two of mankind’s oldest sporting obsessions. Opponents slug it out on the chessboard and in the ring in alternating rounds of chess and boxing until there is a winner by checkmate or KO, whichever comes first.

Chessboxing has been described as both nerd-fighting and the ultimate sporting challenge of the 21st Century. We say, who cares|? This sporting mash-up makes for an unforgettable night out.

Read More
Next Event: “Pity the Fool!” April 1st, 2017

Headline Bout: UKIP vs LIB DEM A Knock-Out Euro-clash.

Chessboxing is a wild mix-up of two of mankind’s oldest sporting obsessions. Opponents slug it out on the chessboard and in the ring in alternating rounds of chess and boxing until there is a winner by checkmate or KO, whichever comes first.

Tickets are on sale in our ticketshop.

Read More